I Don’t Need Life I’m High On “Drugs” – Edgy Dark Humor Statement Tee
I Don’t Need Life I’m High On “Drugs” – Edgy Dark Humor Statement Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Not for the easily offended.
The “I Don’t Need Life I’m High On Drugs” tee is pure shock-value humor — bold, ironic, and designed to turn heads. Perfect for those who appreciate unapologetic streetwear and sarcastic statement pieces.
Printed on the premium Comfort Colors 1717, this heavyweight garment-dyed tee delivers that soft, vintage feel with a structured fit that holds up wear after wear.
It’s edgy. It’s loud. It’s conversation-starting.
✨ Product Details:
Comfort Colors 1717
100% ring-spun US cotton
Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² | 206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
Relaxed fit
Pre-shrunk fabric
Double-needle stitching for durability
Tubular construction (no side seams)
Sewn-in label
Multiple color options available
🎁 Perfect For:
Fans of dark humor
Streetwear outfits
Edgy festival looks
Statement fashion
Gag gifts
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean