Sniffing Glue Won’t Keep Families Together | Funny Statement Tee
Sniffing Glue Won’t Keep Families Together | Funny Statement Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Dark humor, bold statements, and zero apologies.
The “Sniffing Glue Won’t Keep Families Together” tee is made for those who appreciate edgy humor and unapologetic sarcasm. Printed on the premium Comfort Colors 1717, this shirt combines a loud message with next-level comfort.
Garment-dyed for that perfectly faded, vintage look and made from heavyweight ring-spun cotton, it feels broken-in from the very first wear. Whether you're making a statement or just stirring conversation, this tee does the job.
Perfect for casual fits, streetwear styling, or as a gag gift for someone who loves boundary-pushing humor.
✨ Product Details:
Comfort Colors 1717
100% ring-spun US cotton
Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² | 206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel
Relaxed fit
Pre-shrunk fabric
Double-needle stitching for durability
Tubular construction (no side seams)
Sewn-in label
Multiple color options available
🎁 Perfect For:
Fans of dark humor
Streetwear lovers
Statement outfit pieces
Gag gifts
Conversation starters
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean